Bad cyst!

WARNING! This is a graphic blog and should not be read by those with weak stomachs.

I grew a 3rd boob! Ok, not really a boob, but a cyst, a HUGE nasty cyst! It started out a tiny little bump on my chest bone that only I could see. So, I go to the dr. and have it checked out to confirm it's no big deal and it will probably never change. So she tells me I can just leave it there forever and it should never bother me. Wrong again, Mama! Last week that sucker flared up and was bigger than a quarter in circumference and sticking out about 1/2 inch, serious, real gross! I couldn't even walk with out being in excruciating pain. Don't even think about going braless, because the weight of my milk holders pulled that nasty bugger down and it killed! Finally after a week of hell, the dr. agreed to drain the cyst only because it became so bad that it began to ooze on it's own and it started to make me physically sick. It only took a half hour to push all the guck out, 30 minutes...that's alot of guck.
Now I'm a happy girl with a whole in her chest that I'm sure will leave a pretty little scar in my cleavage. It should go well with my scabbed up, chapped nipples. Yes, that's right, my baby boy is a ferocious eater. I love being a woman.